"Giacca a pipistrello pied de poule – Cappotto patchwork oversize con colletto asimmetrico (bianco/verde/marrone)"

The Anti-Basic Outerwear​​ For those who treat sidewalks as catwalks. ​​Deconstructed Elegance​​ ⚡ ​​Fabric Collage​​ – Each panel cut from different houndstooth scales ⚡ ​​Architectural Sleeves​​ – 27% wider than standard batwing cuts ⚡ ​​Chameleon Hem​​ – Rips asymmetrically when caught in bike chains ​​Styling Alchemy​​ • ​​Avant-Garde Minimalist​​ – With leather leggings and zero jewelry • ​​Maximalist Muse​​ – Paired with clashing plaid scarves • ​​Coffee Shop Cryptid​​ – Stains strategically hidden by pattern chaos ​​Textile Forensics​​ ▸ ​​Breathable Poly-Blend​​ – Survives underground club condensation ▸ ​​Reinforced Stress Points​​ – Where sleeves meet body for flailing ▸ ​​Stealth Pockets​​ – Concealed in seam breaks for illicit snacks ​​Vibe Verification​​ "Got stopped by a fashion student asking where I 'sourced this archival piece.'"